“Assess the last twelve,
Let us know what you’re worth.
Did you save us a penny?
Did you cost us the Earth?
Did you identify and improve,
Unlock and remove?
Did you ascertain and change,
Work within range?
Did your blue sky thinking
Help you narrow your scope?
Did you touch base with us?
Did you have enough rope?”

I spent the last twelve
Hanging over a pit
Just trying to pretend
That I give a shit.