Your fondness for felines

Indicates your future

Crazy cat-lady

You are fated to felines and Netflix,

Sharing photos of food.

Your meals are for one

And only one

To “nom nom nom”.

Your decline is a sadness of madness,

A pointless drift into lonely obscurity

Covered in cats

You miss no one

But are missed by some.


We will notice when you pass,

Our feeds will be silent

As the feeds of the cats.